Name's Lockdown

[Enter possibly the biggest pirate ship ever. Said ship is made of red metal, and the sails are made of red glass. Obviously they aren't functional as sails, which is why this ship is powered by moters. The side of the ship reads The Death's Head.

Lockdown, the ship's captain, looks pretty much the same, except for a metal eyepatch. He's already got the hook-hand, after all.]

Nothin' like the smell of salt and brine in the afternoon.