25th Bounty [Accidental Video]

[ruthless_hunter]

[The video opens to a ball of black and green feathers curled up on Lockdown's very large berth. Said ball of fluff uncurls into a kiwi bird that's just starting to wake up, blinking his beady red eyes.]

'Nother morning, 'nother day I'm reminded that I'm stranded.

[One might think there's something not quite right about Lockdown's deep, gruff voice coming out of such a small bird. He stands up on his little, miscolored legs.]

Wait... something ain't right here...

[He looks at his feet and back, then at his reflection in the device's screen and lets out an angry squack.]

Not again! Huh... oh slag is that thing on?

[He uses his beak to press the OFF button.]

[OOC: If anyone wants Action with the kiwi-fied bounty hunter, he'll be leaving his ship occassionally to scrounge around for bugs in the surroundings woods.]

Comments

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[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

All right.

[Sitting there like a dog.]

Then don't tell me it's you, either.

[Yes, this is meant to be a joke.]

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Haha. [Completely deadpan.]

So, you got hit with this one too. Ain't we two bytes in a file?

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[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

[Whatever that means.]

Seems like.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Just keep those teeth to yourself. Unless you wanna end up like the last meatbag who thought I was food. [The thing certainly had similar teeth to No-name's current form.]

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[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

I don't think you'd make half a mouthful.

[Still, he's curious.]

How'd that one end up?

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Bit its audio receptor, then pecked its feet 'til it got the idea. I wasn't gentle.

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[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

Doesn't sound like you were.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

I don't let a little thing like being itty-bitty and fuzzy slow me down.

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[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

I doubt you'd last if you did let it.