25th Bounty [Accidental Video]

[ruthless_hunter]

[The video opens to a ball of black and green feathers curled up on Lockdown's very large berth. Said ball of fluff uncurls into a kiwi bird that's just starting to wake up, blinking his beady red eyes.]

'Nother morning, 'nother day I'm reminded that I'm stranded.

[One might think there's something not quite right about Lockdown's deep, gruff voice coming out of such a small bird. He stands up on his little, miscolored legs.]

Wait... something ain't right here...

[He looks at his feet and back, then at his reflection in the device's screen and lets out an angry squack.]

Not again! Huh... oh slag is that thing on?

[He uses his beak to press the OFF button.]

[OOC: If anyone wants Action with the kiwi-fied bounty hunter, he'll be leaving his ship occassionally to scrounge around for bugs in the surroundings woods.]

Comments

[Action?]

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

[Hey, kiwi. There's a coyote in that thar underbrush. It's hangin' out, sniffin' at you.]

[Action]

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

[As dignified as one can be as a small bird that's just chomped down on a bug, he glares at whatever animal that's suppossed to be. At least he can talk this time.]

The slag are you staring at, hairball?

[Action]

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

[Eyeballing the kiwi...]

Not much.

[Action]

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Real funny.

[Wait a nanoklik... that voice...]

Don't tell me it's you?

[Action]

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

All right.

[Sitting there like a dog.]

Then don't tell me it's you, either.

[Yes, this is meant to be a joke.]

[Action]

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Haha. [Completely deadpan.]

So, you got hit with this one too. Ain't we two bytes in a file?

[Action]

[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

[Whatever that means.]

Seems like.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Just keep those teeth to yourself. Unless you wanna end up like the last meatbag who thought I was food. [The thing certainly had similar teeth to No-name's current form.]

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[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

I don't think you'd make half a mouthful.

[Still, he's curious.]

How'd that one end up?

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Bit its audio receptor, then pecked its feet 'til it got the idea. I wasn't gentle.

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[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

Doesn't sound like you were.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

I don't let a little thing like being itty-bitty and fuzzy slow me down.

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[withloadedguns.livejournal.com]

I doubt you'd last if you did let it.

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[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Are you not normally a bird?

[OoC: *squee!* KIWI. I LOVE THEM. Also, Demyx is dressed like a ninja today.]

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

No I ain't normally a bird!

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[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

What are you usually?

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

A Transformer.

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[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

[Long pause.] From what?

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

[Sigh.] I'm a robot that turns into a car.

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[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

[Robots. He vaguely remembered something about being wary about robots and pirates. Something about being mortal enemies or something.] Woah. That's pretty stealthy.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Maybe in my real body. This is just a curse.

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[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Make one crack at this, I'll find you and peck your optics out.

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[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

I wasn't saying anything! [Right. Way Of The Ninja. He dons a deeper voice.] Uh, not that you would be able to find me if I did not wish you to.