25th Bounty [Accidental Video]

[ruthless_hunter]

[The video opens to a ball of black and green feathers curled up on Lockdown's very large berth. Said ball of fluff uncurls into a kiwi bird that's just starting to wake up, blinking his beady red eyes.]

'Nother morning, 'nother day I'm reminded that I'm stranded.

[One might think there's something not quite right about Lockdown's deep, gruff voice coming out of such a small bird. He stands up on his little, miscolored legs.]

Wait... something ain't right here...

[He looks at his feet and back, then at his reflection in the device's screen and lets out an angry squack.]

Not again! Huh... oh slag is that thing on?

[He uses his beak to press the OFF button.]

[OOC: If anyone wants Action with the kiwi-fied bounty hunter, he'll be leaving his ship occassionally to scrounge around for bugs in the surroundings woods.]

Comments

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[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

[Long pause.] From what?

[Video]

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

[Sigh.] I'm a robot that turns into a car.

[Video]

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

[Robots. He vaguely remembered something about being wary about robots and pirates. Something about being mortal enemies or something.] Woah. That's pretty stealthy.

[Video]

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Maybe in my real body. This is just a curse.

[Video]

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah.

[Video]

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Make one crack at this, I'll find you and peck your optics out.

[Video]

[sitaronthewater.livejournal.com]

I wasn't saying anything! [Right. Way Of The Ninja. He dons a deeper voice.] Uh, not that you would be able to find me if I did not wish you to.